|First appearance:||"Store Wars"|
|Voiced by:||Tom Kenny|
Kip Snip is the main antagonist of the episode The Sweet Stench of Success. He is a Hollywood agent in whom Bloo was under contract to.
He first appears in Store Wars where he works at the mall and sells Bloo a pager. Bloo signs a contract to buy 50, costing him $967.43 a month plus tax for 53 years. Upon hearing this, Bloo calls Kip a "rip-off artist" and kicks him in the shin.
In The Sweet Stench of Success, Bloo gets jealous because Eduardo is on TV, he goes to the news office, pretending to be up for adoption and prove he is a good actor. Later, Kip Snip arrived and had Bloo sign another contract. After acting for many TV commercials, Bloo wants to go home to Foster's, but Kip does not let him and makes him sleep in a cage. Kip reveals that the contract was not an acting contract, but adoption papers, and Kip Snip is his NEW guardian! Mac then receives Bloo's secret message on TV Help me, Mac, and Bloo is rescued by Mac and friends. After Bloo revealed that Deo deodorant (the deodorant that Bloo was the mascot for) did not work, Kip snapped and revealed that it in fact made you smell worse. Kip was then sentenced to life in prison and dragged off the stage by the cops for false advertisement and, even though it wasn't on screen, he is in also in prison for being a slave owner.
- He looks similar to Dick Hardley, a villain on The Powerpuff Girls, another show Craig McCracken made.