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Act 1[]
Scene 1[]
- Frankie: Bloo! I knew this was a bad idea.
- Bloo: Well you should had said something.
- Frankie: I did.
- (Cut to 30 seconds earlier)
- Frankie: That's a bad idea.
- Bloo: [scoffs] Whatever.
- (The doorbell rings)
- Frankie: Coming!
- (She throws the sponge into the bucket which hops off. She opens the door to find a teenager in a clown nose, tie and shoes who is chewing bubblegum)
- Frankie: Uh, can I help you?
- Goofball: Uhhhh... (blows bubble, which pops) Yeah. (continues chewing. Frankie looks shocked)
- Frankie: How?
- Goofball: Hey, is this that place? You know where you, uh, go to?
- Frankie: Uh, this is Foster's Home for...
- Goofball: Yeah, you give people like me free food and a place to crash and, uh, hang out and whatnot.
- Franke: No, we give imaginary friends those things, not people. Especially not weirdo teenage boys.
- (She attempts to slam the door on him, but he catches it before it fully closes and sticks his head through the door)
- Goofball: Right, right. Uh, well, I'm thinking I'm one of those, uh, things you were talking about.
- Frankie: Imaginary friends?
- Goofball: Yeah, I'm one of those, uh, imaginatory guys.
- Frankie: {scoffs] Sure you are.
- Goofball: Uh-huh. Look at these kooky clothes and this nose. It's crazy. See, I'm all imaginated and whatnot. [squeezes his nose] Honk, honk! Now, uh, give me food and take care of me and stuff.
- (Frankie slams the door on him)
- Frankie: Oh, jeez. It took me 45 minutes to get these baby friends to sleep. Now I'll never get them to stop crying.
- Goofball: Leave it to me, Franny. I'm great with kids.
- Frankie: I'll believe that when I see it.
- Goofball: Who wants some candy?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
- Frankie: Goofball, they cannot have candy. It'll keep them up for hours.
- Goofball: Tsk, tsk, Franny. Getting their little hopes up and instantly smashing 'em down.
- Frankie: I didnt youre the one who
- [all the kids start crying]
- Goofball: Boy, Franny. I never knew you hated kids so much.
Act 2[]
Act 3[]
Post-Credits Scene[]
- Frankie: You should really use a ladder. I'm telling you this is NOT a good idea.
- Bloo: (slightly sighs) If I had a quarter for every time you say-- AIEEE!
- (Bloo falls off the bookshelf and the books fall down and hurt themselves. Bloo gives the coin back to Frankie.)
- Frankie: (puts the coin back in the jar with the title that reads "FRANKIE'S RIGHT AND BLOO IS WRONG!") I won! Hooray!