Act 1[]
Scene 1: Foster's Foyer[]
[Outside, it's a stormy and rainy outside of Foster's. Wilt, Eduardo, and Coco sadly look out from the window.]
FRANKIE: [On the phone] That's what I thought. [Hangs up and heads towards the trio] Sorry, guys. The Monsoon Lagoon Water Park is closed due to the storm. We're gonna have to reschedule.
BLOO: [sliding down the banister while singing and wearing goggles, an inner tube, and armbands] ♪Na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na! Sliding at the speed of light! ♪ Come on, guys, let's go! We gotta get a move on if we wanna be first in line!
WILT: Uh...listen, Bloo. I'm sorry, but we've got some bad news.
BLOO: Less talking and more rubbing, my friend. [squirts sunblock on Wilt's palm] I don't want to end up as red as a lobster. No offense.
FRANKIE: Bloo, we're not going to Monsoon Lagoon.
BLOO: What? Why not?
FRANKIE: Because of the storm?
BLOO: How could a place like Monsoon Lagoon shut down because of a little storm? The storm is right there in the name! [Turns around, showing a fake shark fin he created] I even stayed up late last night making this to scare the toddlers in the kiddie pool! [Walks towards the door and opens it] We are going. End. Of. Discussion. [Everyone else heads upstairs]
FRANKIE: Face the facts, Bloo. We're not go-
[Bloo is inside the bus, honking the horn]
BLOO: [Honking the horn] Come on people, let's go! [Mac, who has a blanket on his head, enters the bus. Bloo stops honking upon seeing him] Mac, thank goodness! Maybe you can talk some sense into the others. They're talking about cancelling the trip to the waterpark! [Mac looks at him disappointingly and brings him inside] I can't believe you, Mac. What happened to the adventurous, young lad I used to know? The one who would join me for hours of mud-puddle jumping, no matter how hard it rained?
MAC: He got pneumonia and had to spend the whole summer in bed.
BLOO: Oh yeah. I forgot what a drag you were that year.
MAC: [Enters a room where Wilt, Eduardo, and Coco are sadly sitting on a couch] Hey, guys. Sorry about Monsoon Lagoon, but cheer up! I've been stuck inside on rainy days before. There's plenty of things we can do! What do you say? Up for some fun? [Wilt, Ed, and Coco smile]
BLOO: Does it involve hairpin turns, 90-degree vertical drops, and over 50,000 gallons of rampaging water? [Everyone looks at Bloo] Then forget it.
MAC: Don't worry, He'll come around. [The trio gets up and walks out the room] If there's one thing Bloo can't resist, it's a good time.
BLOO: Just watch me.
[The gang starts off by playing hide-and-seek. Mac is the seeker, whilst the friends, except Bloo, hide. Mac enters a fancy looking room and finds Bloo sitting on a couch. He starts revealing where everyone was hiding. Eduardo behind the couch, Coco behind a plant, and Wilt under a curtain. Next, they try RC car racing. Bloo picks up a track piece which sends the cars flying out the window. After that, the gang is making a giant tower consisting of wooden blocks, a crane, and a log cabin. Bloo takes a piece from the bottom of the tower, causing it to fall over]
Scene 2: Board Games[]
[Now, the gang is playing a combination of "Duopoly", "The Game of Family Life", "Rat Trap", and "Forgive Me!". Right now, it's Eduardo's turn]
EDUARDO: Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco, seis, siete, y ocho.
MAC: Well, looky here. You've landed on Moorpark Gardens where I've built 3 condominiums, which means you owe me $500, or your first-born child.
EDUARDO: No! You will never get little Eddy Jr! Aha! I no give you dollars or babies, I use my last Forgive Me card.
MAC: Aw, man!
WILT: Your turn, Bloo.
BLOO: I told you I'm not playing this ridiculous board game mishmash.
MAC: But you and I invented For-Rat-Trap-A-Life together. [Bloo glares away] Fine, I'll take your turn for you. [Rolls dice] 11, [Spins wheel] minus 8, [Pops last die] plus 2. Uh oh You've landed on the Gauntlet. If you can escape the rat trap, you'll earn enough Duopoly money to stage a hostile takeover and win the game.
[????]
MAC: Woo Hoo! You did it Bloo. You survived the gauntlet! You escaped the rat trap; you rode the slide of destiny to victory!
BLOO: Slide of destiny? Slide of destiny?! The only slide of destiny is the 2-mile-high super slide at Monsoon Lagoon! That's where I was destined to be today, But I have been denied my destiny. Just bury me now and put me out of my misery!
MAC: Come on, everyone. Let's leave him alone to have his little pity party.
Bloo: A pity party? A pity party's a great idea.
Scene 3: Bloo's Pity party[]
Bloo: [sobbing] So who wants to begin? [everyone stares at each other] Fine, i'll go first. [clears throat] Hello, My name is bloo. And I deserve to be pitied because my whole world cam crashing down today. The Moment I've been waiting for in my whole life was denied to me by a group of heartless fiends. Fiends who I thought were my friends. But I now realize there's a thin line between friend and fiend. [sighs] A thin line. with the letter R. Plus I think there's a vowel switch in there? Is there a IE or EI? Plus, there is no C in there. What does that even mean? Anyway, That is why I deserve to be Pitied! Thank you. Guess I'll go eat worms. [hears laughing] And what is excactly is so funny?
Mac: Check this out.
[????]
Bloo:
Wilt: I'm sorry Bloo, but I don't feel like crying.
Eduardo:
Coco: Co cococococo co! [laughing]
Bloo:
Act 2[]
Scene 4: Foster's Hallway[]
Eduardo: Play it again! Play it again!
Mac:
Wilt:
Mac: Got it.
Voice over: I'm eating peanut butter.
Mac:
Bloo: I can't hear you.
Mac:
Wilt:
Eduardo:Ay chihuahua. Over twelve millions views..
Mac:Wow!
Coco: Cococo co.
Wilt: Frankie's camera?
Mac:
Eduardo:
Mac:
Wilt:
Mac:
Wilt:Inside?
Mac:
Wilt: Oh, it's on.
Scene 5: Foster's Foyer[]
]Mac is recording while Wilt twirls the basketball.]
WILT: Ready?
MAC: Hold on.
[Mac zooms the camera back.]
Scene 6: Frankie's Room[]
Mac:
Eduardo:
Coco:
Eduardo:
Coco:
Eduardo:
[They both argue]
Mac:
Scene 7: Foster's Hallway[]
[Mac, Coco, and Wilt are seen getting ready for the next video, with Coco glaring angrily towards Eduardo, who is hiding behind the curtain.]
MAC: Okay, Ed! Show us what you got!
[Eduardo reveals himself from the curtain, dressed up in an outfit resembling Explorin' Lauren, and holding a microphone.]
EDUARDO: [singing and dancing to the beat of the music] ♪Da-da da da-da! I love to go exploring, with a little girl named Lauren! Some say her show is boring, but it sets my spirits soaring! Episodes, they should put more in, to the TV schedule that I would be adoring, the little girl named Lauren, all the hours of the day, which there are twenty-four in!♪
[The song ends, and both Mac and Coco watch on, confused.]
MAC: Okay? Coco, what have you got?
[Upon hearing her name, Coco perks up. When the camera starts recording, she is seen juggling two eggs, while upside-down. Popping noises are heard, and Mac appears to be in shock and disgust. Coco has added more eggs to the ones she's currently juggling. When she starts to add more, Ed's eyes shrink in great shock. Even Wilt is starting to become disgusted by what is happening.]
WILT: Uh... can we go back to Eduardo in a wig?
EDUARDO: [holding up wig] Pleeeeaaase?
[Mac, who was watching everything unfold, starts to get dizzy, and eventually passes out, causing Wilt and Eduardo to rush over.]
EDUARDO: Señor Mac, you OK?
Scene 8: Foster's Basement / "Storm Captain and the Terror from Above"[]
[Mac holds the camera with a Title Card that said: Storm Captain and the Terror from Above"]
EDUARDO: [Imitating Music] Duh [times 16] I love to go exploring, with a little girl named Lauren...
MAC: Ed!
EDUARDO: Oh. [Imitates again while Mac drops the title card to the other one that says Filmed by: BlockbusterRama. Then he drops it again to the city and Eduardo gets a Darbie and talks like her.] This is your eyewitness reporter, Darbie Dream Girl, reporting with her own eyes as a witness of the scene of the latest attack!
Mac: Miss dream girl, you need to vacate this area immediately.
EDUARDO:Listen captain storm thunder storm, you can kick me out of your love live, but you cannot kick me out of the biggest story of the century!
MAC: But don't you see Darbie? It's because I love so so gosh darn much that I want you to be safe.
Eduardo: Oh. Oh storm.
Mac:Oh Darbie.
]Wilt starts playing a toy green man.]
Wilt:
Mac:
Wilt: Ten fort captain. Shoo!
[Mac now uses the Darbie doll now.]
MAC: [high pitch] It's too late, Storm darling. He's here!
WILT: Dun dun dun!
[Eduardo pretend to be a monster and starts destroy the set. Wilt uses the toy soldiers to shoot.]
Mac: Sargent, is there attack having any effect on the monster?
Wilt: Negative captain. We're hitting him with everything we got.
Mac: Not everything.
Wilt:Captain look!
Mac: Yay Coco ??? !
Wilt:
Mac: Yay!
Wilt:Oh captain
Mac: Oh sarge!
Eduardo:tan tan tan tan tan!! Lauren the explorer!
Scene 9: *Frankie's Room[]
[Mac, Wilt, Coco, and Eduardo are running up the stairs, heading for Frankie's Room.]
WILT: I'm sorry, but that turned out awesome!
COCO: Co co!
EDUARDO: Sí! I can't wait to see what the peoples think!
[The gang stops outside the door to Frankie's room when Mac hears Bloo giggling on the other side, inside Frankie's room. Mac peers inside and smiles, seeing that Bloo is no longer moaning and groaning and is instead watching videos on Frankie's Laptop.]
MAC: [singsong] Guys, guess who's watching ViewTube videos.
BLOO: Not just any videos. Monsoon Lagoon videos! Looks like the storm has ended--!
[Outside, a crack of lightning is heard, reminding everyone that it is still storming outside.]
MAC: Bloo, these clips are from over a year ago. Now could you get up so we can post our new video?
BLOO: [holds up the laptop] But I'm telling you, the park is open! We gotta go!
MAC: [grabs the laptop, trying to pull it away from Bloo] Forget it, Bloo!
BLOO: [struggling to hold onto the Laptop] No! I will not be denied! If I can't go to the Waterpark, then I will watch videos of the waterpark for as long as I want. And you can't stop me!
[As Bloo shouts his last sentence, cut to Wilt holding onto Bloo's head and putting him outside of Frankie's room in the hallway.]
BLOO: Okay, you stopped me. But I will have my revenge! [storms away]
[As some time passes, Mac and the gang was are seen typing on the Laptop when Bloo returns, with a confused Frankie.]
BLOO: [spitefully] See? I told you they were using and abusing your camera.
[Frankie looks back at the group as Bloo grins spitefully as well.]
Act 3[]
Scene 10: Frankie's Room[]
FRANKIE: I can't believe it.
BLOO: Believe it.
FRANKIE: You come up with this scheme to shoot a bunch of ViewTube videos...
BLOO: That's what they did.
FRANKIE: You use my camera to do it...
BLOO: Without your permission.
FRANKIE: And you didn't include me?
BLOO: Wait, what?
FRANKIE: What a great rainy-day activity! The whole house is moping around with nothing to do. This is just the thing to cheer them up.
MAC: Hey, we can form different teams and have a contest for Most Popular Video
BLOO: STOOOP! I would like to make a video.
MAC: Really?
BLOO: Yes, really. Are we rolling?
MAC: Hold on. Okay action.
Bloo: To everyone at Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, you are fools! You have traded your dream of eternal water park glory for the fleeting fame of these silly videos! And to the owners of Monsoon Lagoon, you are cowards! How can such a mighty organization cower in the face of a silly rainstorm? But although none of you are worthy, I will show you the way and you will kneel before me in gratitude!
[???]
EDUARDO: That's not gonna win 1st prize.
Scene 11: Foster's Foyer[]
Frankie:
Madame Foster:
[????]
MADAME FOSTER: And cut.
Scene 12: Foster's Friends Videos[]
Nutter: Here goes. a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u-
Mac: Zoom in closer.
Ed: Is someone there?
Wilt: Bloo!
BLOO: Nothing! I'm doing nothing!
Imaginary friend: What the? Where did she go?
Jackie:
Jackie 2:
Jackie:
Jackie 2: I'm out of here.
Jackie:
Mac: Now!
Rabbit friend: Oh sure. Pull a rabbit out of a hat.
Billy the squid: There we go again.
Scene 13: The Undertow[]
[Mac, Frankie, Wilt, Coco, and Eduardo are seen talking to one another incoherently as they are walking down a hallway. Frankie is holding her Camera when Bloo approaches them.]
BLOO: There you are! You want a Top 10 video? Then follow me!
MAC: That's great, Bloo! I knew you'd come around!
[Bloo leads the others to another room to an unseen object with a large purple tarp covering it.]
WILT: Uh, Bloo? What's this all abo--?
BLOO: Less talking and more filming, my friend.
[Mac and Wilt look at each other and shrug in confusion as Wilt proceeds to film Bloo. Bloo is seen with a harness, which is next to the tarp.]
BLOO: To the owners of Monsoon Lagoon: You are blind. Blind to the need of an all-weather water park. And to everyone at Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: You are lucky. For you shall reap the rewards of my visionary quest to fill this gap in the Water Entertainment Industry. And so without further adieu, I am proud to announce the grand opening of "Bloo Lagoon!" The world's first indoor, at-home, water park!
[Bloo pulls the harness to take the tarp off, revealing a poor-crafted, oversized water slide, crafted out of wood and nails, thus revealing what Bloo was using all of his equipment for during his brief scenes in the montage of Imaginary Friends' videos. On the water slide is a sign that reads "The Undertow", and above the slide is a funnel with a plug on it attached to the room's ceiling. Mac and the the others are in shock and horror at Bloo's creation as Bloo blows on a party whistle in celebration at this Slide's creation.]
BLOO: --featuring "The Undertow!" Painstakingly constructed with over three thousand feet of used lumber. Nearly fifty nails and lots of tape and super glue for the parts I ran out of nails! Powered by the awesome force of Mother Nature's tears of joy! [cuts to outside where a tub filled with water from the rain is seen] For she, like all of us, weeps before its awesome beauty. And now: As owner, operator and CEO of Bloo Lagoon Water Entertainment Technologies, I will have the duty and pleasure of taking the maiden voyage on the Undertow!
[Bloo goes to take the cap off of the Funnel.]
MAC: BLOO!! WAIT!!
[Bloo turns to look at Mac for a brief second. Suddenly, the plug comes loose and Bloo is swept down the Undertow by the waters of the Funnel above. Bloo is heard screaming loudly and in horror as he is sent soaring on the Waterslide. Elsewhere all over the house, Bloo is seen by other Imaginary Friends in the following order, with one of them each holding a Camera:
- An Unknown Yellow Friend [Can you give him a name?], Rodney, Clambake, and Groucho.
- Keystone Blop, A Unknown blue Cat Friend, and A Unknown small pink Friend.
- Myopic Patootie and Billy Copter.
- Myron Giant, Willy Nilly, and Sassyfrass.
- One Eye Cy
- Pokey Toehair, Crackers, Bat, Crayon, and Pinecone Cola.
- Jackie Khones
- Sloppy Moe and Belly Bob Norton
- Pizza Party (Bloppy Pants, Yogi Boo Boo, Fluffer Nutter, and Billy the Squid)
- Boris the Florist, Sunset Junction, and Socket Tubey
- Bingo, Camcordy, and Card
- Froggy, George Mucus, Mayor Peanut, Scissors, Mr. Edmonton, and Big Beaver
- Unknown Green Furry Friends, Red Rusher, and Pisgetti
- A White Monkey Friend, a Pink Friend, and Kip and Dip
As Bloo passes by all of them, he is caught on camera by them all. A loud crash is heard once he reaches the end of the Undertow.]
Scene 14: Frankie's Room[]
[????]
Wilt: Come on, Mac. We gotta get a move on if we want to be first in line at Monsoon Lagoon.
Mac: Be right there. Just gotta check out one thing. Hey Bloo, you're still number one. The Bloo Buffoon has over 20 million views.
[Mac clicks on the video]
Mac: BLOO, WAIT!
[???]
Mac: Gets me every time.
Frankie: Come on, Mac! Let's go!
Mac:
[???]
All:
[Bloo starts wailing like crazy with the monsoon Lagoon Brochure.]